Oh Rats

One day during the summer of 2006, Kyle and I decided to tell little lie to Pam. Actually it happened quite randomly. I started talking to Kyle about the basement in a tone of which he had been down there and knew about it. And of course Pam's ears chipped up like a chipmunks and she began to question us about the basement.

She knew that there was an attic, but that there is not a basement. But we managed to convince her that in fact there was one. We told her that the bulk head, the entrance to the basement was out by the Drive Thru, behind the dumpster pad, but it was hidden by the trees and bushes that had overgrown. We told her that we both have gone down in there.

Kyle went on the tell Pam about how our old boss George would have him go down there and kill the man-eating rats that lived in the basement.


It wasnt for about a week later that Pam came up to us and told us that she asked her mother (the assistant manager of 15 years)if it was true that there was a basement in which Kyle had to go down into and kill man-eatin rats, and her mother thought that she was crazy, and told her that it wasnt true.