Tuesday, June 5, 2007

The Cold Blow

This one goes way back. It involves Pam and Adam Oteri. Its pretty short, so I'll get right to it. Adam's nickname at work was "Inches" because he was short, but at the end of this story you'll see its for another reason too. Ok, so one day Pam and Adam are working together and by some twist of fate, they end up in the walk-in together at the same time. They get to talking and apparently, Adam tried to kiss Pam, and she sort of "pushed" him away. But when they were face to face, she said, "oh, let me tie my shoe" and knelt down in front of him. I bet you can guess where this is going. So anyway, once she was down there she <censored due to explicit content>. Can you believe that? At work and everything. Although no one actually saw it happen, there are enough hearsay swirling around to piece everything together. And as you can see now, Adam "Inches" Oteri was short in more ways then one.

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