Snowball Throwing Contest

This story takes place in the middle of the winter. Dan, Jim, Riley and myself are in the dumpster pad hanging out because it is pretty much dead with the blizzard that is going on outside. We decide that the best course of action is to have a snowball throwing contest across the parking lot. Riley decides not to participate, but instead to judge, so he goes out into the parking lot to wait. Dan throws first and his snowball clears the parking lot and lands somewhere in the field behind Dunkin Donuts. I throw next, and my snowball also clears the parking lot and ends up in the field. Now its Jim's turn. He takes his snowball and gets a running Happy Gilmore style start before his throw, and then throws his snowball about a foot out in front of him. It doesn't even get out of the dumpster pad. After Dan and I laugh hysterically, we allow Jim a mulligan so he can throw again. He gets the same running start and instead of throwing his snowball up and out, he throws it straight ahead, and just over the roof of a car that had pulled in front of the dumpster pad on its way to the drive-thru. If he had thrown the snowball about 3 inches lower he would have nailed this woman's car right in the drivers side window. It was hilarious, especially since he only threw the snowball about 10 feet. Since Riley couldn't find exactly where Dan's or my snowball landed, it was declared a 2 way tie for first, with Jim being the loser.