Thursday, May 31, 2007

Kayla's Dirty Little Secret

Three summers ago, there was a small party at Emily's house. Jim and Kayla were there, along with some of Emily's friends. At some point during the party, Jim attacked Kayla and started wrestling with her on the floor of Emily's living room, and at one point, nearly cracked her head open on the slate near the fireplace. Kayla was pretty upset at this and decided that at some point she would get back at Jim during the course of the party. Once the party was winding down, Jim was hammered. It got to the point where he wanted to fight people, and we all know Jim would lose a fight to a 3 year old, so he was pretty much gone. Kayla had pretended that she was fine about the wrestling and that she actually had had fun doing it, so when Jim went upstairs to go to bed in the spare bedroom, Kayla joined him, saying that the large bed was big enough for the 2 of them. What none of us realized was that this was all part of Kayla's plan to get back at Jim for earlier. Once Jim had passed out, which took about 30 seconds from the time he laid down, Kayla began to set her plan into action. She waited for everyone else to fall asleep because she didn't want anyone else to hear what was happening. The next day we woke up to a frightening and terribly disturbing ordeal. Jim had woken up with his fly open. It didn't take long for everyone to figure out what had happened. While we were all sleeping, Kayla had unzipped Jim's pants, and raped him.

2 comments:

Scully said...

yes that is the story and it still has lasting effects on me

Kmariew916 said...

Okay REAL STORY:

The begining of the popular version is true. Up to the part where I thought the bed could fit both of us. I know Jim's a bed hog, but I didn't want to sleep in the basement alone, so I slept in bed with Jim. In the morning Jim woke up to go take a piss after being so drunk...and I only know this because if someone stirs when I'm sleeping with them in bed I wake up...when he came back he rolled over and went back to bed for a little bit, woke up hours later, claiming I had raped him because his fly was undone...You do the math folks.