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Crazy George's concern.

Okay first some background on Crazy George: He works with all of us at Burger King and suffers from what's known as "Happy Thoughts" or "Shell Shock" which causes him to smile and grin at random times. Today as per usual Kerri was being mean to him bossing him around and telling him all these things he had to do for her so when I saw him roll his eyes I felt bad.

I said quietly as not to be overheard by Kerri, "George on the day you quit here you should smack her real good." and he replied (which is unusual in and of itself because George usually doesn't talk much), "What ever happened to Kyle is he coming back?" When I told him no he asked me why and when I told him he goes, "Well Patty was being a bitch she kept losing all his sandwiches and Kerri was screaming too, I'm going to miss him."

So there you have it folks, George and Kyle's special bond that Kyle probably didn't know existed, until now.

Walk in Service...

So the other day I was in the walk-in with Jim, and I wasn't sure what to do....



...So I Pam'd him.

Decisions

The other day i was at the store picking out ice cream to buy, but i was having a hard time chosing between the chocolate and the vanilla ice creams.....
so i Kayla'd it.

BK Quotes

Kayla:

"I think the guy at drive-thru is blind."

"Xavi tastes like chocolate and shame." may be paraphrased

"Where is the South Shore?"

Jim:

"Why don't I eat a dick?"

"Kayla is probably trying to find someone to ride the black stallion." turns around and Kayla is at the counter

"All you do is make fun of the stupid stuff I say. And my gayness."

"I love little kids." then he licks his lips

"I'm the poster child for perverts."

Amanda:

"Oh Gosh." who says gosh who isn't 6 or from the fifties?

Justin:

"Beep boop beep, various mechanical sounds. Me arm just transformed into a cannon and I shot at you."

"Oh yea? Well, I'll send an army of trolls to destroy you."

"I'm building a castle where my dad's village used to be."

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Maybe a baby?

If Justin and Pam had a child, it would look like this.